Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

Port Maersk

Possibly one of the hardest bases if defenders stack, and one of the easiest with great strategies from raiders.

We're hitting Port Maersk. Port Maersk got updates.

by umokay12121212 September 7, 2019

Midnight Mackerel

When you and your mate are hitting a fatty with the Eiffel tower, and she lets out an eyewateringly stinky queef.

"Me and Gobbo-lin secured the old midnight mackerel last night. Smelt as pungent as the fish counter at morrisons."

by Scrotman42096 April 7, 2021

Mackerel

Some one who uses apple/ mac technology ( i-phone, mac book etc.)

'Sam is a mackerel, I'm a PC'

by Alice J May 21, 2010

maeryn

A girl that's is super hot in every way and every man loves her.

Wow she is totally Maeryn I love her so much.

by Gay_Seaotter April 8, 2017

macker

A term the aussies use when it comes to large, giant, massive, waves.

oi mate here comes a macker!

by gkh December 28, 2005

Maerkle

noun - an individual with an overbearing personality coupled with an accent, usually heavy New York. Characteristics include light glinting off a cueball-esque head and utter lack of social censoring when talking.

Acting in a maerkle fashion is a good way to get one's self removed from any social interaction with the quickness.

by AlfaroA June 5, 2009