london riley
by jane doe 2 March 19, 2019

she is nice when you meet her but once you get to know her she is a hoe a** girl and if u date her dont break up whith her or her lil sis will act like a female dog
by you know who cristan revira December 5, 2018

by Sterling Sykes May 23, 2021

When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout
Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...
by LeoTheLizard98 August 23, 2020

A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.
American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!
London chav:“I have no fucking clue.”
London chav:“I have no fucking clue.”
by nugget.hates.life November 8, 2019

During coitus, when you're about to climax and you jump in the air and urinate to prevent ejaculation.
by RoundenBrown November 1, 2021

Smart, handsome and strong. But also has a very gullible heart and gets hurt because off how friendly he can be. Don’t ever piss him off or you will be deathened.
by Londo. June 9, 2022
