The state of being both under debt and lonely. It's like your wallet and your social calendar teamed up to throw a party, but forgot to invite any money or friends.
by xprilion March 11, 2024
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The sexiest person alive. Will probably make your legs shake just from the way he looks. Probably the finest person ive ever laid my eyes on. Id sit on his face
"Loanrisks is sexy"
by jul298 January 10, 2025
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Me: Yes, I am a loanphobia. I have enough of your luxury life built on my pain which I get cold calls from banks every hour because my account balance is always 0.
The AD: "Love goes 0 when transaction cut, so get your loan now before she was headhunted by your bestie."
As you see, loanphobia sent you away from your obsessed one but also saved you from being a simp.
Me: Yes, I am a loanphobia. I have enough of your luxury life built on my pain which I get cold calls from banks every hour because my account balance is always 0.
The AD: "Love goes 0 when transaction cut, so get your loan now before she was headhunted by your bestie."
As you see, loanphobia sent you away from your obsessed one but also saved you from being a simp.
by edenbyluck February 10, 2025
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