by wonderbread January 20, 2005
Get the lemon squeezer mug.The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.
As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.
Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.
Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?
A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
by Twisted Magnum August 28, 2009
Get the Lemon Pledge mug.by Mr Slicko March 21, 2009
Get the Lemon party mug.The term sweet lemons comes from the saying, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." It means making the best of an undeniably bad situation, even if it involves complete and utter denial, mixing lemons with cuploads of sugar until they actually taste sweet. It is essentially the equal opposite of sour grapes.
Jimmy was born with a third nipple. This would normally not be something to rave about, but his mother gently reassures him, "Well, look at it this way, son; you're unique and you'll always have something for show and tell." :) Sweet lemons!
by Derya September 6, 2006
Get the sweet lemons mug.When a grown man grabs another mans balls and squeezes them so hard that they pop.
Then, multiple people do it at once until no one has any balls left.
Then, multiple people do it at once until no one has any balls left.
by zachbulb January 14, 2023
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Get the stupid lemon mug.a combination of pineapple pieces dipped in country time lemonade powder. its juciy, tnagy, and has a sour burst to the tast. it is a great snack for stoners, and its healthy.
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