lemon squeezer

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer

after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro

by wonderbread January 20, 2005

Lemon Pledge

The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.

As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.

Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.

Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?

A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.

by Twisted Magnum August 28, 2009

Lemon party

an old man orgy

when your grandma found out that grandpa was at a lemon party last night she will shit her depends

by Mr Slicko March 21, 2009

sweet lemons

The term sweet lemons comes from the saying, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." It means making the best of an undeniably bad situation, even if it involves complete and utter denial, mixing lemons with cuploads of sugar until they actually taste sweet. It is essentially the equal opposite of sour grapes.

Jimmy was born with a third nipple. This would normally not be something to rave about, but his mother gently reassures him, "Well, look at it this way, son; you're unique and you'll always have something for show and tell." :) Sweet lemons!

by Derya September 6, 2006

the lemon party

When a grown man grabs another mans balls and squeezes them so hard that they pop.
Then, multiple people do it at once until no one has any balls left.

Guy 1: Hey, want to go to the lemon party tonight?

Guy 2: Sure!

by zachbulb January 14, 2023

Lemon Lolli

When your havin sex with a girls vagina, she pees on ur dick, and then gives u a blowjob

I was fuckin' sherly last wednesday and she pissed on my dick and got me off, a lemon lolli

by fuzzytwinkie April 10, 2009

Lemon Shooter

When one urinates into another persons mouth during fellatio. The act of urinating into the mouth of another person while receiving a blowjob.

Richard gave Regina a Lemon shooter while they were in the shower together. Needless to say, Regina was not amused.

by Randy Fupa May 31, 2015