by subwaysurfer March 29, 2022

The most interesting group of 11 guys you’ll ever meet. Out of that 11, 1 is always hœørny and at least 2 are simps, 1 cry baby, 1 short one(with even shorter shlong) 1 good boy and 1 bad boy, the gamer, the sweet 1, 1 missionary, and to retards that are lowkey kinda funny when bullying the short gym rat, and gym rat. Oh yea at least 8 are weeeeeebs and gym rat watches hentai🤮(no judgement bro)🤮
Girl 1: I’m bored let’s go hang with that group of boys “the lads”
Girl 2: why not we got nothing better to do and the most interesting stuff happens when around these weeeeeebs
Girl 2: why not we got nothing better to do and the most interesting stuff happens when around these weeeeeebs
by Taco_RobElChipo October 5, 2020

a great guy who just graduated (it's the best rhyme "joke" I could come up with please laugh a little)
by isarose March 31, 2025

Normally a teenager who thinks they are a sick cunt. They try and be cool by drinking alcohol and smoking but they just look like fucking idiots. You can find them all over the world, especially in Australia.
“Oi look over there, some lads. Watch out they might pull out a ‘ciggie’ and a ‘rona’. “
“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”
“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”
by DurryMunch July 25, 2019

A Wet Lad may be defined by;
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.
Never doing what you say you will.
Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.
Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.
''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.
by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

A young Irish male whose mind is focused only on treating the opposite sex like meat. They have idiotic hairstyles and wear luminous coloured shorts.
by Nalleh August 9, 2017

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023
