Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Knifes

Knifes is a Yiddish slang word for when you spell knives wrong and try to cover it up by making your own definition in urban dictionary

Him: I’m throwing knifes tonight

Her: knifes? Be for real. Knives!
Him: It’s a Yiddish word
Her: no

by Shmendric September 21, 2023

Give your friend a knife day

Richard has to give his 4 stack a knife

Richard today is Give your friend a knife day

by Daredevil69420 April 29, 2020

Knifing

When two girls that both only have one leg have sex it’s scissoring but with one leg

My girlfriend and I tried knifing last night it was harder than you’d think

by Charles the lesbian March 15, 2020

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

Nicky knifed

When you’re Norwegian friend (or brother) takes out a knife to win a fight because he’s utterly unconfident winning a fist fight with his boy

“Yo I heard you got Nicky knifed last night”

“Yeah bro my boy got tight over nothing and tried to Nicky knife me”

by Bobby Knutz December 26, 2023

Knifing

When you toe kick into your lady's vagina at full force.

Hey Ben heard you were out knifing Piers all day.

by AutomatKalashinkov January 5, 2019