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Knife

Someone who has suspicious behavior, such as snitching, two-facing, or hypocritical actions.
Don’t invite her to the party because she’s a knife.
by MeatPiece August 4, 2024
mugGet the Knifemug.

knife coach

a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.

"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*

"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
by DunchThirty February 13, 2012
mugGet the knife coachmug.

knife

it is often used as an inside joke in annoying orange
hey Apple!
Apple: What
Orange:Knife!
Apple: AHHHHHHHHHHHH(fucking dies)
by mangone June 3, 2023
mugGet the knifemug.

jack knife budget bomb

a special move which involves using raw power and rage to pick up and slam an enemy or foe with great budgetary might. this move is commonly used in the public sector by enraged budgeting consultants who are given no choice but to force the printing of a budget book.
wow, that guy just jack knife budget bombed the executive book
by budgetbeast619 January 6, 2022
mugGet the jack knife budget bombmug.

Knife happy

Someone who is always getting or wanting unnecessary surgery.
Virgil is getting his appendix taken out as a preventative measure, he must be knife happy.
by warewolf56 June 14, 2018
mugGet the Knife happymug.

Throwing knife

He wants to have a throwing knife with me
by Vrgnslvt November 26, 2021
mugGet the Throwing knifemug.

True Knife

The weapon chara (a character from the popular game undertale.) uses in battle.
Very shiny and red and very epik.
Very very epik
It is also called the real knife
by Sproutz May 31, 2021
mugGet the True Knifemug.

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