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sausage kiss

When two people kiss with German sausage in their mouths
I want to sausage kiss you so bad let’s go get the schnitzel and make out
by FranticApe222 April 8, 2022
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Burnt Kiss

When you attempt a blown kiss but end up sharting.
I felt a blown kiss coming on as I kissed my lady, but it turned into a burnt kiss... and no we are fighting
by Episteopheus October 16, 2020
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Snail kisses

When you kiss someone but instead of pulling away you hold your lips on their skin and slowly drag your lips across their skin. Snail kisses are best done with wet lips to leave a trail of saliva on their skin.
Thiago juicy lips made my arm wet after all the snail kisses.
by Svo4 June 6, 2021
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plumbers kiss

During your friends slumber, an anus must kiss the lips of your friend.

Best results occur with a dirty pipe and a plumbers kiss.

Any anus will do.
She asked for a plumbers kiss, I didn't know it had to be a person's anus!

Anus
Kiss pipepersonsheasked!
by #SunBeartheLofty November 2, 2015
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Kiss of the Sphinx

Random bruises inflicted by the pressures of internal sphincters when probing the body of another person with a body part of one’s own. (Bruises may also be known a Sphinx (singular) or Sphinxes (plural).
I don’t mind giving Steve a fist, but I didn’t expect the kiss of the Sphinx!
by The Menace Martine February 21, 2022
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Kissing hole

"Put the gum in your kissing hole".
by Kinner February 25, 2013
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Kiss the goblin

To speak articulately, fluently, amusingly, but ultimately nonsensically. To bullshit externsively.
Example: Too many beers and Davo will kiss the goblin and we can't shut him up.
by Dog Bolter April 1, 2023
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