Kevin

HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU KEVIN MANNI OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST YOU GINGER FUCK YOU ARE THE GAYEST PERSON ALIVE @mateo.schaefer on insta

Kevin likes penis

by Yuribot April 19, 2019

Kevin

A rando noob who shows up in a coop game of WWZ.

Kevin god damn it keep up you noob.

by N8zR0 April 24, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is actually a pretty basic name and therefore a basic guy. He thinks he's good at soccer when he's really actually trash. He wears very expensive stuff but lives in a cardboard box. He posted mad random pictures all at once on Instagram and gets like 50 likes. Kevin is just average.

Damn your singing is just like Kevin, average!
Yo do you know Kevin? Yeah me neither, he's a loser.

by ImThatBeachPeriod. April 30, 2019

Kevin

Every one loves this kid he is great. At sports better than his friends at everything and jd is faster than him though

Oh he is super cool must be a kevin

by Don’t worry my dads a doctor May 14, 2019

Kevin

the name of someone who thinks he is funny

kevin thinks hes funny i hope he gets hit by 20 trucks on the highway and his body is eaten by predators so that he doesnt get a funeral and nobody knows hes dead

by clayxbh December 3, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the most amazing, kindest person on the big green, polluted Earth you will ever meet. He is smart, sexy, and just an all-out BOSS at everything. He's sweet, but has a few dark sides that may sometimes scare you, but you will love him no matter what. Everyone needs a Kevin in his/her life.

~TRAITS OF A KEVIN~

~Kind
~Loving
~Sexy (as hell)
~Psychotic (in a really good way)
~Have i mentioned sexy?
~THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KEVIN~
~Cuddle
~Cuddle
~Cuddle some more
~Watch gruesome movies with (i.e. Hardcore Henry)
~Kiss
~...
~Cuddle. i don't think i emphasized that enough...

TO MY KEVIN. I LOVE YOU!!!

~GracieChan

Kevin is my Boyf.

by GracieChanYeet666 September 27, 2019

Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019