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Josh

Really nothing to say besides having the smallest penis in THE WORLD !!!!!! The most boring person you will ever meet and has only a few friends with very boring names like... Lj , Mason , Tyler , Tristan eeewwww everybody hates tristan and last kody etc... Typically a 7th or 8th grader . Josh is a very wierd kid ...really wierd.
Last time i saw Josh he told me he measured his penis , HE HAD TO USE A MICROSCOPE TO SEE HIS PENIS !!!!!!! How is that possible?????
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Josh

A really cool person who's birthday is probably in October. Plays a lot of games but is still a ladies man. some consider him a player (which he is) but that doesn't make him a bad person. usually tall and doesn't like to play games in a relationship. hes a cool guy and I recommenced that you try and make friends with a josh.
Girl 1: OMFG Is that josh hes so handsome... i'm in love.
Girl 2: Fuck him he broke up with me and Stacy and Annalise and Megan and Bridget and Georgia last week.
Girl 1:Oh... maybe ill have better luck then!😍
by yaboi911 October 16, 2019
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Josh

Josh: A whiny emo shithead that plays Final Fantasy XV A New Empire on his mobile device. Josh can be found in Realm 569 trolling female players for "teh n00ds" and talking mad shit without being able to back it up. His feelings are easily hurt and he has zero self-esteem as it is in the trash compactor next to his personality and dignity. Will attempt to be your friend through social media and in various chat programs such as LINE. Do not give in. Josh is like herpes. He never goes away and causes severe irritations after you thought he was gone.
Swirls: I am warning you what will happen if Josh gets invited here.

Swoops: Oh come on how bad can it Be?

Josh: Thanks for the invite <spans board for an hour straight>

Bane: Goddammit Josh!

Archer: Fuck, I hate this guy
by ZAHale January 17, 2018
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Josh

If you ever meet a josh make sure you love him, he has a big penis ( all of them do) and joshs do not like rude girls.
Mike : is that josh

Girl : yeah that’s josh he has a big penis
by Anathequeen March 23, 2019
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Josh

The sweetness loving guy that you will ever come across. He will easily give his heart and time to those that deserve it; has a high sex drive and goofy as hell. You'll be lucky as hell if you ever come across him.
Wow, Josh only you can do that.
by Satisfied Girlfriend December 11, 2016
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Josh

A man with an autistic laugh who thinks all babies are ugly and praises Hitler for his achievements. Really enjoys playing Roblox alone because he has no friends who want to be associated with him.
That guy is such a Josh, he couldn't stop autistically laughing when I told him that demented dead baby joke!
by GhostBoi666 December 13, 2017
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Josh

I met him last night, he was a bit of a Josh
by JEB4635 October 25, 2017
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