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Jos

Refers to famous dutch child rapist Jos Brecht. Calling someone a Jos would be comparible to calling someone a simpleton whilst also calling them a child rapist.
Person A: *does something stupid*
Person B: "you're a fucking Jos"
by Spider-Man420 July 18, 2021
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Jo-dee

Hey I named my son Jo-Dee cause he’s the best
by Wowrealy July 25, 2021
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Alli Jo

A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?

Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
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Jo

A extroverted women/girl does stuff like hunt, fish and loves animals ECT.
Suzie is a jo
by Dizzy jo June 2, 2021
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Jos

Jos is simply the best. Someone you want to keep around forever.
hey jos you mind sticking with me for a while? like forever? aight cool.
by Veqtas June 8, 2021
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Jo

A really intelligent dude with a good head on his shoulders. Creative in all areas. He has your back especially through tough times. Subconsciously he can push you away but this is just a wall of defense to protect himself from harm. A guy with a big heart but at times afraid to open up and show it.
Jo will show us the guidance .

Dont be afraid to open your walls to those who truly care
by The big balloon tank June 9, 2021
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joed

Person 1: Bro she hasn't responded to my snaps for over a month

Person 2: DUDE YOU JUST GOT JOED!!!!
by sassysunshine June 18, 2021
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