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I love you, Jaeda Johnson. You don't know that I do, but I do. I swear to god that I do.
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by yukeyook February 1, 2020
Get the Jaeda Johnsonmug. by Comrade Running Bear August 5, 2018
Get the Anthony Johnsonmug. by 1122332453647588474 October 26, 2020
Get the Noah Johnsonmug. 
Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth
Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)
Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)
For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!
by Candis22443 September 28, 2018
Get the Candis Johnsonmug. A running joke from the Austin Powers films. Also generally really nice people, or 'worth having' friends
by Davemark1000 October 22, 2010
Get the Kelly Johnsonmug.