Random Person: Hey, who is that sniffing women?
Random Person 2: That's just Uncle Joe Biden
Random Person: Now he's sniffing a child!
Random Person 2: Well at least he isn't Honald Glorf!
Random Person 2: That's just Uncle Joe Biden
Random Person: Now he's sniffing a child!
Random Person 2: Well at least he isn't Honald Glorf!
by ThatInternetGuy* January 25, 2021
Person 1: "What do you wanna tell Joe Biden rn?"
Person 2: "wassup baby, take me out to dinner"
Person 1/3: "AYOO"
Person 2: "wassup baby, take me out to dinner"
Person 1/3: "AYOO"
by gaysformitski December 02, 2021
Urban Dictionary users pls let me live, I just wanna post this as a tribute to our new commander and chief.
Watch this tho- www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/june-2017-biden-shares-story-of-squaring-off-against-corn-pop/2019/09/16/f8cd3f4e-3e7e-4baf-a55a-7c592d31e5c3_video.html
Watch this tho- www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/june-2017-biden-shares-story-of-squaring-off-against-corn-pop/2019/09/16/f8cd3f4e-3e7e-4baf-a55a-7c592d31e5c3_video.html
United States President as of 2021, Joe Biden once said "Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys".
by Alex Lavangre January 25, 2021
I only did this to be fair to Trump
IM TO YOUNG TO CARE ABOUT AND OR PAY ATTENTION TO THE NEWS. FUCK BOTH PRESIDENTS . Fuck joe Biden and trump tbh. VOTE ME FOR PRES
by Hi😈😂 December 03, 2020
This is a campaign was started in early 2021 in order to help rehabilitate the current President of the United States, Joseph Biden. It was first announced to a select group of left leaning voters, after the Democratic Party realized that they wouldn’t be able to sneak this man into office for a second term. Leaked emails suggest that this campaign will help with Joe Biden’s eye sight, cover up multiple accusations of sexual assault, pay his wife to hold off the divorce until 2028, tone down his hypocrisy (estimated to be decreased by .2%, a fraction of the total), keep his body held together, and attempt to make his future Presidential campaign legitimate.
High Powered Random Democratic Voter: Hilary, are you going to send any money to this new campaign, Help Joe Biden?
Hilary: I’ll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island out of public knowledge, but I only think it’s fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.
Hilary: I’ll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epstein’s Island out of public knowledge, but I only think it’s fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.
by Bubba the Gimp June 25, 2021
The 46th Joe states of the United Biden, President. He enjoys ice cream and reading from teleprompter. Joe is a good guy, but - he forgets what he wants to say and uses "Come on man!" and "You ain't black" to make people nervous. He won the elections by telling both a lot of truths and lies about Donald Trump. People voted for him not because they LIKED him but because they HATED Trump.
"Did you see Joe Biden vs Donald Trump, last night?"
"Yeah man, they were arguing like babies man. Oh god!"
"Yeah man, they were arguing like babies man. Oh god!"
by Truthisbitter July 29, 2021
by CEO of Joe May 24, 2021