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Jimmy's horseshoe

Late-stage male pattern baldness in which a substantial sphere of bald flesh is circled by an increasingly dissipating ring of hair, often forming a "horseshoe" shape.
Colin Mochrie was long known for flaunting his Jimmy's horseshoe on set.
by instaphammed February 22, 2022
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jimmy crush

when you “like” someone and think they’re fine/ cute but you don’t want to date them. when you like the idea of being with them but not actually with them
Dylan wants to ask you out are you
going to say yes? Nah, it’s just a jimmy crush
by guacamole36 October 30, 2018
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jimmy’s mom

a milf carl wheezer wants to fuck but shes his friends mom so he cant
carl: yo jimmy’s mom is so fucking hot
jimmy: thats my mom dude, wtf
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bitch jimmy

Short hairy person with a mane made of pubic hair. Also known as dwarf. Also has shitty attitude, is lazy, and is possibly the gayest thing alive and usually has an obese mother.
That bitch Jimmy over there can kiester four apples
The bitch Jimmy says, "fuck you kain"
by Half bean July 14, 2016
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Jimmy Poos

Shoes that a woman wears to the restroom so as her co-workers won't know who is stinking the restroom up.
I better take my Jimmy Poos, so the girls don't know I'm taking a duece.
by Phantasm79 September 28, 2011
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jimmy swimmy

when a girl is a huge slut so her pussy is loose and you get her really wet and then you put your dick into her and it is like your jimmy is swimming in a sea.
Yeah I gave that slut Moniqua the jimmy swimmy last night. That chick is loose as hell.
by JRufio March 23, 2008
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jimmy jacobsen

is a great baseball player. He is greatly amazing at sports if not he should go down in baseball history. this kid played on mets field thats hot. :)
jimmy jacobsen is a animal at baseball
by dickey wilsonn August 25, 2011
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