Jew Condom

the act of taking a used condom and turning it inside out and using it a second time.

Her: do you have protection?
Him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out)
(returns to bedroom and commences intercourse)
Her: is this thing ribbed?

by jcool411 April 15, 2013

Mountain Jew

Nickname for Latter-day Saints, popularized by some close to the firearms industry including YouTuber Garand Thumb and Black Rifle Coffee Company.

Garand Thumb: "...in the same vein as John Moses Browning, it was designed by our favorite Mormons in Utah aka Mountain Jews."
Cameraman: "Mike!"
Garand Thumb: "It's ok, my parents are LDS and they're actually pretty cool people."

by Russellsroughneck March 6, 2023

Jew-Haul

When you promptly attend events that give out free items and foods and also take extras with you so you can haul it home.

Daniel came to the event and Jew-Hauled everything. There was nothing left for us to eat.

by Bernish March 21, 2016

cafeteria Jew

A Jew who picks and chooses which laws in Judaism to follow.

Rachel: Wait, so you won't eat any pork but you'll drive on Saturdays?!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!

by Jewmania June 28, 2010

jinxy jew

Someone who partakes in the vigorous actions of finding jinx (from arcane) sexually attractive and also has a potent smell from not showering.

Whoa, you look like a jinxy jew. Have you watched arcane?

by joeanddash1016 July 3, 2022

Jew Ha

The University of Hartford. The term derives from combining the abbreviation of the schools name, "U Ha" and substituting "Jew" for "U" owning to the fact that there are a large number of Jewish students (mostly from New York) in attendance.

I majored in Public Administration at Jew Ha.

by ekks September 24, 2010

jew-mor

any type of jewish humor

jerry is a great sense of jew-mor

by funny jewish dude December 24, 2009