Community Sour Jar

A form of hex performed by Etsy spell-casters. It is a jar containing off-putting items and liquids, such as rotting plants or dirt. Buyers place orders to have the name and information of a target (usually an enemy) written down and put into the jar. This is supposed to "curse" the target.

Phil hasn't been doing well lately, apparently his ex had his name put in a community sour jar on Etsy.

by Community Jar February 6, 2025

Jarring

Shoveing a glass mason jar up your booty hole

And breaking it causing bloody pleasure

Bentley tried jarring

by game_takers1 February 27, 2025

the ferp jar

The jar used to contain and preserve debris from ferping such as brain matter, bone ash, bodily fluids and goon juice for later consumption.

“Yo bruh we was ferping in that bitch crazy, pass me the ferp jar dawg because I got hella brain smeg on my shit and I’m tryna clean ts(this) off .”

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 3, 2025

My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025

jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

Sith Jar Jar Principle

When someone acts foolish or stupid to distract from their true goals or needs. this stems from the popular theory Jar Jar Binks acted to accomplish his own goals as a Sith Lord, while using the mask of a fool to fool the Jedi.

Guy : don’t trust that dude.
Gal : Why not, he seems kinda fun in a dumb way.
Guy : he’s using the Sith Jar Jar Principle (Sith JJ Principle) to rope you in, I wouldn’t trust him too much.

by Atypical Guy June 10, 2024

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024