A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.
by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020
Get the Tequila Jade mug.The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.
by Foodboi May 5, 2023
Get the The Jade Range mug.person 1- what’s sophia jade doing tonight? i want to hang out with that baddie so bad 😍😍😍🙌
person 2- probably sucking dee’s nuts… he has the best nuts in town
person 1- man i wish i was dee.
person 2- probably sucking dee’s nuts… he has the best nuts in town
person 1- man i wish i was dee.
by taylorswiftlover1989 November 21, 2021
Get the sophia jade mug.An owned item or object left either intentionally or accidentally in the posession of another person (typically with one whom shares affection) ensuring the promise that they shall meet again. This may either be a special promise or a burden, depending on which person said item was left with.
Bro: "What are you looking for?"
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"
"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."
Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.
Homie: "Just doing a quick once-over through your apartment. I'm leaving for Vegas and don't want to leave a jade comb"
"Oh, I left my hat? Keep it for now, it's my jade comb."
Take this necklace, it will be a jade comb promising I will meet you here again this time next year.
by MotherOfPanda March 26, 2021
Get the jade comb mug.“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”
by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022
Get the Jades Theory mug.she may be crazy but she is a nice person and she dose not TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY!!!!!! and very cute
by naratoe nutzx May 2, 2022
Get the maddison jade mug.Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.
by punanislayer September 21, 2021
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