jade and damian

powerful couple that can make jealous the whole world. both are very kind, sweet and sexy as fuck. they're soul mates and fix each other in a perfect way. jade loves damian with all her heart and also damian loves jade with all his heart. they're gold. pure. genuine. they can make you smile in one second. there's also chemistry and feeling between them. damian loves in particularly jade's smile, legs, eyes booty and jade loves damian's hair, arms, eyes and abs. in free time they love to cuddle and kiss. if you find a couple with this two name, never let them go!

jade and damian look perfect together

by imgoingcrazy February 24, 2018

The Jade Range

The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.

She cheated on me so I pulled The Jade Range on her bitch ass!

by Foodboi May 5, 2023

jade buford

SEXIEST RACECAR DRIVER OF ALL TIME.

Man look at Jade Buford he’s so hot, I bet all the men, women and non binary people want him.

by Icytaxi June 7, 2021

Jade Carter

Your mom’s favorite, eats roasted red pepper hummus for a living. Sucks at beer pong and can definitely out smoke any of you motherfuckers.

Jade Carter is a legend

by punanislayer September 21, 2021

Jade Vine

a creeper, one who creeps around places he/she shouldn't be.

Danny: My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend is pissing me off, he acting like a jade vine.
Jenn: Oh jeez, I know what you mean!

by Adolf Oliver Nippler September 6, 2009

Blue Jade

A sexual act created in the cesspits of England. The man chokes her until she turns blue and then chokes her with his cock until she vomits.

"The missus is pretty upset that I gave her a Blue Jade the other night"

by Monkeyboy123456534543456543234 January 20, 2019

danielle jade

She's a beautiful, intelligent, nurturing lady who deeply values and respects nature and all living things. She has a yolk that most people couldnt carry. Danielle Jade is known to fight for what is right regardless of sacrifice or consequence.

I had thought to myself:"I wished there had been someone who truly loved and cared about horses the way that I do. ...Oh wait; Danielle Jade."

by Danielle Jade May 7, 2018