The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder
James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.
by nestegg November 20, 2020
Get the Canadian Wind Tunnelmug. (Political) The act of promising the voting public something they want, just to gain popularity and votes, or simply to use ones own political position for personal gain or financial reward.
"I don't believe they'll ever get that business back off the ground even with his support. Sounds like a load of Gale False Wind to me!"
"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
"Gale False Wind eh?... I hear that's like colic, but much more painful."
by justafan72 May 11, 2017
Get the Gale False Windmug. Should the receiving party flatulate during a rimjob, the event shall be referred to as a Boston Wind Tunnel.
by The green power ranger September 20, 2016
Get the Boston Wind Tunnelmug. by Casual Grandpa June 6, 2018
Get the oof i be windedmug. Jacob: Hey Magnus, I just had the best fart in the bathroom
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha
Magnus: Awesome, loud?
Jacob: Loud and a propper "The wind cries Mary"
Magnus: What?
Jacob: (does airguitar moves and makes guitar noices) You know changing the pitch so that it sounds like a propper guitar solo, The Jimmy Hendrix Experience
Magnus: (rolling on the floor laughing) hahahahaha
by Noia November 8, 2013
Get the The wind cries marymug. The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020
Get the Alaskan wind tunnelmug. when you strip down butt naked and run down a freeway while laying a trail of shit behind you that can cause cars to slide off the road.
"hey john did you hear that jonathan and jerome got caught pulling a Chicago Wind Runner last night?"
"man thats insane!"
"man thats insane!"
by Bigpimpin0909 February 25, 2022
Get the Chicago Wind Runnermug.