One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"
"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
Get the Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwafflemug. by shill August 2, 2005
Get the Derivation: the "404: Not Found" error encountered when surfing the web.mug. The woman is the mermaid (surf) and the male is the (bull) ...the sex position where the mermaid squirts all over the bulls penis
by PictouBay August 31, 2018
Get the Surf N Turfmug. Badge Surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple different women in a short period of time.
This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.
This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.
by the_masked_vocabularanty November 16, 2022
Get the Badge Surfingmug. Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
Get the universe surfingmug. (Verb)
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."
by Significant Sandwich May 15, 2018
Get the Toaster surfingmug. Sebi’s Surf shop refers two the second half of the ski run cady’s cafe. It is called this because of the moguls that are almost like waves. It is a widely recognized term that more that 2 people call it.
by Sebi “sexiest man alive” crex December 30, 2022
Get the Sebi’s Surf Shopmug.