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burns mcgruff

A woman uncharacteristically hairy face particularly on the sides and chin imitating a billy goat
"Wow I can recommend a esthetician you some to be somewhat Burns McGruff"

"Oh she's a man beast her face is so Burns McGruff"

“Oh she’s so burns McGruff, I’d only fuck her with a bag on her head”
by Big Papa Pump 08 November 1, 2008
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Calan Burns

Calan has a massive ding dong

11 incher
person1:Calan Burns has a big ding dong
by ggity69 June 23, 2023
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Burning Justice

Smoking pot (Marijuana) in a joint, blunt, pipe or bong.
We sat around burning justice until we were too stoned to move.

Or

I got some killer weed, do you wanna burn some justice with me?
by SisterSixx August 14, 2020
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Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.
(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"
by the crunch queen June 8, 2010
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Burn Five

After a person is 'burned' by an acceptable comeback a Burn Five can be initiated.

1. Person who says the burn puts their hand out with palm facing up.
2. A member who hears the burn then slaps the hand, then slides it off making a "Tsssss" sound. This is known as the 'hand touching the hotplate'.
"That's the worst thing I've ever seen!"
"Clearly you've never looked in a mirror. BURN!"
(hand out) *slap* *Tsssss*

Thus, the Burn Five.
by Names Fakely October 21, 2011
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burning with haste

1. feeling like your burning, and it happening quickly. could be used as embarrassed quickly, burning quickly, or blushing quickly.
2.doing something in class. ex: blushing, but doing it in a classy way.
1. "She looked as though she was burning with haste."
2. "I was burning, in haste"
by kkoryM May 22, 2021
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Burn a Floater

To expend a single vacation day so that you may partake in illicit drug use from the comfort and privacy of your home.
After an exhausting week of back-to-back client meetings Dick could not wait to burn a floater on Friday.
by Chief Chester March 26, 2009
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