ass hatchet

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.

By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.

by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010

ass grapes

hemorrhoids

If you push too hard, you might pop ass grapes. Therefore; you should maintain a diet high in fibre.

by cherry_bomb October 30, 2008

ass strafe

Moving sideways in front of a crowd of people whilst releasing noxious intestinal gasses for their sensory enjoyment.

I ass strafed a bunch of people on Market Street on my way into the office.

by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005

ass fangs

Butt cheeks that are visible from the front through the gap between the thighs.

Person 1: "Look at dem ass fangs. My fetish..."
Person 2:"Huh? Ass what?"
Person 1: "Hmph. I bet you don't even know what vagina bones are!"
Person 2: "???"

by MeThinksItGoesLikeThis May 15, 2014

Pompous Ass

A person who seems full of themselves and who grabs every opportunity to let others know of their feelings of superiority.

This professor sounds like a complete pompous ass. (See from time 3:00 of this recording: soundcloud dot com/kingston-university/music-at)

by Artressa September 3, 2011

Ass Betting

A term coined in urban penitentiaries. Meaning one who gambles without enough capital to cover his end. One who commits this offense in prison usually ends up having to pay with ass - His own. However in a street setting this usually results in a vicious beat down and/or loss of life.

Man, that nigga Sloan bet Rico $5000 on the next Saints game. He's Ass Betting fo' real. He couldn't even make rent this month! Rico 'finna get in that ass!

by BDiddyDaHomewrecker September 22, 2006

ass pipe

The end part of the colon that connects to the anus. This is where your dick goes when you fuck some chick (or dude for those that swing that way) up the ass.

Also an insult. Calling someone an ass pipe is much worse than calling them an asshole.

As i was tappin' my bitch's ass pipe she really started to hollerin'

You are such an ass pipe!

by dashiznit November 4, 2004