(Cavus Monstrousous) is a rare breed of humanoid monster. It primarily lives in caves where it can use its gigantic ears to detect prey via sonar. Occasionaly one of these pale-skinned, small eyed monsters will blend in with human society. There they steal small children, to drag into their caves to eat or use as child-slaves. They all have colorless, short hair, only located on their head. On the surface most will assume human names such as Sarver, Jim, or Clarence. They are an all male race with no propogative abilities.
by DaBoss971 March 27, 2012
by NumNutz79 January 28, 2016
Damn my nigga Austin was tellin me how he had 3 adventures in 3 different climax caves' last weekend but all 3 caves looked like they been intruded one too many times!!!
by Rack Ball123 October 03, 2009
A cave formation molded by semen for hundreds of years in order to sustain maximum moisture on the walls of the cave, and is the place for couples to endulge in massive orgies over one kiss or a handhold, as it gives everyone unusual sexual desires and a want to fuck, you can't control yourself and after some time become a sex goblin.
by Harzenio July 21, 2020
Normally a stubby cock, where the head of a cock goes back inward and looks like your circumcised cock never had the procedure in the first place. Looks like a toque and happens when you wear tight ginch or have a fat roll in your ginch pressing on your cocker all the time.
I've gained a lot of weight since I finished high school and whenever I take a piss I have to stretch out my bird a few times because I get cave cock.
by The Dirty Pajerty April 01, 2015
by Crazyhorse June 06, 2017
The prevention of a woman from having sex with another woman. Similar to cockblocking, but applied to the lesbian persuasion.
"We collapsed Delia's cave like water in a salt mine. Dyn-o-mite!"
"I was about to score with this real hard dike from the city. Tattoos and the like. But, Davey fucking waltzed in and bricked up my cave like I was a dead Jesus or something."
For all the kiddies out there. Don't cockblock. Don't cave collapse.
"I was about to score with this real hard dike from the city. Tattoos and the like. But, Davey fucking waltzed in and bricked up my cave like I was a dead Jesus or something."
For all the kiddies out there. Don't cockblock. Don't cave collapse.
by Navarond July 25, 2008