Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.

"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."

by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010

Hanukkah Hit

A bowl of ganja that gives more hits without being re-lit than logically possible. It is passed around circle cherried so that each bro can take part in the religious event. Small hits are not allowed, so the bowl must be packed like DD's.

"Quick dude pass the bowl, it's a Hanukkah Hit ."
"That bowl burned for 8 hits with no lighter, what a Hanukkah Hit"

by Peaceful Anarchist February 1, 2010

hit by a Walter

when you get a barrage of text messages in the middle of the night from the same insomniac.

I woke up this morning and had 62 new texts! I thought something bad had happened, but then I realized I had just been hit by a Walter.

by BillyMayser July 3, 2010

to hit the roof

When you feel very angry about something or someone

You make me feel like I'm going to hit the roof!

by Barbi December 6, 2016

Butt hit

Another word for anal, sometimes very hard. Being butt hit can be used with anything like a sex toy or with a human/animal penis. When you're a virgin but want to butt hit.

Miley: Hey Karina, did you get butt hit?
Karina: "What does Butt hit mean
Miley: Anal
Karina: "Not tonight, I don't know if I'm prepared to..."

by Skyhighjams February 1, 2020

Fatch Hit

1. Hit of weed, crack, or opium, when you inhale the toque for 5 or more seconds, then hold it in for 5 or more second, then let it out slowly for 5 or more seconds resulting in the ultimate toque experience that will leave you fried out of your brain and or ball sacks. Founded in 1809 by the acclaimed botanist, Faust J. Semaine.

Pollo: "Yo Chung, give this pipe a good old fashioned Fatch Hit, to get yourself flying high."
Shymon: "Yo Euge, that Fatch Hit from your bong, fucked the balls outta my throat with highness."

by Twig's Balls July 29, 2012

air hit

When you inhale a blunt without allowing it to contact your lips. Useful for hitting/toking roaches without burning your lip, and cooling the smoke to reduce coughing.

Do you want to air hit this before I put it out?

by Zoned Out January 24, 2010