idiotic bean

when someone is so stupid that you pass out

your such an idiotic bean

by mnbjkl January 20, 2021

Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.

"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"

by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009

little idiot

A fun term describe kids about 5 or below that for the ways they can act, fall, or just generally find happiness in the smallest of childhood pleasures.

Can’t wait to have a bunch of my own little idiots running around one day

by A soon to be father September 20, 2020

Idiotic table

like the periodic table but with a list of names commonly given to idiots

Tyler is the first name on the idiotic table

by Brikota June 15, 2018

The Idiot Factor

The result of 1- to 3-star reviews written by idiots who don't know how to use a product on an online store's website. Always take this into consideration when weighing user reviews.

dipshit245 says:
Title: hurrrr i dont no how 2 settings
**1-star review**
Body: its like the settings is invisible! i need to no how 2 settings! fix pls!

And that everyone, is the idiot factor in action.

by n_s_s_sporto July 8, 2016

Long Idiot

Any kind of snake.

Frank is a long idiot.

by roxasthenobody98 April 24, 2022

idiot badge

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009