hooker

Usually the only hispanic woman in your neighbourhood. Might have a penis.

(This definition isn't good if you live in New York or Las Vegas.)

Jim; "This hooker has a penis."

Raoul; "Hey hombre, hands off my taco bro."

by ih8uplzdie December 18, 2004

Hooker Hitch

a female belly button ring

I'd better attach a leach to my girls hooker hitch so she dosn't run off and fuck someone

by csnascar24 December 9, 2008

Hooker's Nest

the location a hooker will take you to perform services. ie..incall, outcall.

the rooms attached to a brothel with numbers corresponding to the badge the prostitute is wearing.

"that chick's hooker's nest was nice. clean sheets, private and even hand a sink to take a whore's bath in..... I love this Brothel!!!"

by dirtycracker77 April 3, 2009

4 hooker

A woman with large enough breasts to require a sturdy bra with at least 4 hooks in the back, usually a D cup and over 35 in size.

"Man,did you see that 4 hooker that just passed by? "

by jb mcduffie August 1, 2007

pirate hooker

An ironically affectionate term for a woman. Often the superficial definition of whore or slut is used and implied, but most usages don't actually imply the woman is a "whore" or "hooker" but in fact its a joking compliment to a woman's personality when she is singles and looking for a partner.

Synonym:pirate wench

Oh my god Susan, I can't believe you're into him! You're such a pirate hooker!

by Turtledee November 22, 2015

Gay Hooker

1- A male who has too much polishing a stranger's silver.
2- A male who has too much time on this hands.

1- You know David, the GAY HOOKER, is in the hospital. You fucktard, you know why he's in the hospital.
2- That GAY HOOKER is really bored. I bet he's cheap.

by nopicsnorcamsry April 20, 2005

HookerBodyShots

A male species living deep within the Giveupalready.com jungles. The Alpha male of its tribe, it has risen up the ranks to the rank of moderator, where it is resting until it will embark on a journey towards the deep inlands of the Smoderator forum ;)

Just Kidding.

HookerBodyShots makes good jokes, unlike myself, and has a fair sense of justice when it comes to moderating the General Discussion area of Giveupalready.com

"Yo, Hooker is teh shiznit, eh man?"
Bitchass Punk takes a fucking rifle and shoots towards the fucking shiznit, right mahn?
"Yo, fuck you muthafuckin bitchass! I'm gon' fuck you up!"
Hooker swipes down from left to right with his leet mod skills and gets the punkass on the fucking floor. "Yo bitch, go suck yo moms sluthole ya dirty fuck!"

by Mars05 May 9, 2004