Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.

Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.

by Jyzhockey December 3, 2018

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Hockey mom

A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms

"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin

by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021

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hockey ass

having a large bubble butt

GD gunther has a hockey ass

by shania twain’s biggest fan February 6, 2021

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Hockey

A sport where you use ice skates, a hockey stick, and boys get all the girls. In the NHL, people play hockey professionally. If you ever meet a hockey girl, ask to play hockey with her so you ca get along with each other. Also, hockey boys have cocks that have more length than the height of George Memeulous.

You play hockey? You must get all the girls!

by A hockey player September 16, 2020

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Hockey whore

A hockey whore is a girl that only dates hockey boys because she has an attraction to only them

Girl 1 : “ why do people call you a hockey whore ?

Girl 2: “ because I only date guys who play hockey”

Girl 1: “ why?”
Girl 2 : “ I just find hockey boys wayyyy hotter”

by Suckmyduckuglyasshoe January 14, 2019

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