Hit the table

Literally: Pretending to jack off like a guy, by hitting your hand against the underneath of a table repetitively.

Slang for jerking off.
"I'm going to go back to my dorm and hit the table."

"I love hitting the table during class. Really freaks out the ladies."
by Jonah Donut Boner March 15, 2010
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hit the ave

to sell drugs in the street as opposed to behind closed doors...to "post up" on the corner and peddle drugs.
I hit the ave HARD last night. I made about a stack($1,000).
by Jay Jerk July 11, 2004
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Fatch Hit

1. Hit of weed, crack, or opium, when you inhale the toque for 5 or more seconds, then hold it in for 5 or more second, then let it out slowly for 5 or more seconds resulting in the ultimate toque experience that will leave you fried out of your brain and or ball sacks. Founded in 1809 by the acclaimed botanist, Faust J. Semaine.
Pollo: "Yo Chung, give this pipe a good old fashioned Fatch Hit, to get yourself flying high."
Shymon: "Yo Euge, that Fatch Hit from your bong, fucked the balls outta my throat with highness."
by Twig's Balls July 27, 2012
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Hit the boof

When someone tells another person to take a fat pull off a hookah pipe
Wade: Aye, Austin! Hit the boof!
Austin: *takes a fat boof*
Austin: *dies*
by Thattunerdude September 16, 2020
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Ching hit

The act of being beaten by a person of Asian descent.
Fuck I just got ching hit in that math exam!
by billa.bong February 21, 2015
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Shartgun hit

Much like a shotgun hit in which one person takes a hit of any smoked substance and blowing it into their smoking partners mouth but not. Instead it's where a smoking partner takes a hit and seals their lips to another persons chocolate star fish and blows the the smoke or vapor up their partners asshole
Random PNP Chad "Yo bro, I meet this chick on skip the games last night that was down to parTy, I tried to get her to let me boof her but she wouldn't let me. She did let me shartgun hit her though!"
by Sopstic December 19, 2021
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miracle hit

That very last hit before your disposible (vape) dies. Usually unexpected, feels like a miracle.
friend 1: "yoo i thought my dispo was done for but i got one last hit in!"
friend 2: "dont they call that the miracle hit?"
by anonymousvapegod January 15, 2023
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