heroes

A very poorly written show on NBC that started in 2006. Ordinary people develop superpowers, and the show centers around them. Sylar is the bad guy in season 1, and he can stop bullets in mid-air, but he can't stop a little Japanese guy 10 feet away from him from jamming a sword all the way through his abdomen. Inconsitencies in the story make it all the worse. It's an okay show for kids, I suppose...for retarded kids anyway.

Heroes is lame, yet a lot of people like it, most of whom also like retarded shows like Deal or No Deal.

by Ploppers June 11, 2007

Herpes

Something you do NOT want coming back positive at the doctors office...

I just took a test at the doctor... I think I have herpes in the mouth.

by Alxaisapenguin August 29, 2015

Explosive Herpes

A case of herpes so severe, the second the pants are removed-
-*BOOM*

Man: That doesn't look hygienic...oh shit. *massive explosion*
Woman: Sorry, I guess I should've warned you about my explosive herpes. Might want to get that checked out now...soon.

by Ajemsuhgao December 9, 2008

hermes link

When she wrap around your waist while sucking your dick and you nut all on her face

Damn I fucked that bitch Hermes link style last night .

by Bootysmeller42069 June 23, 2017

herpes

something that sucks really bad. (cos herpes DOES suck aparently) or something really sketchy.

"Oh man that pop quiz today was so herpes"
or
"the dining hall closing an hour early was way herpes"

by bacon and eggs May 22, 2004

HorseshoePond

A Word Used To Make Someone Miss or Mess Something Up. To Be Used Before Someone Shoots A Shot In Basket Ball.
Random Word To Make People Stare

John Is about to shoot The 8 Ball In a Game of Pool.
Tom Says, "HorseshoePond"
John Misses.

by Drock5252 February 2, 2009

Horses ass

Somebody who doesn’t publish my fucking definition of screwie Lewie u mother fuckers

These horses asses didn’t publish my damn definition

by norweagenhope August 15, 2018