Hey,, brudah, mind giving me a lift to the next exit? A quick help? PLEASE?!?? ILL SUCK YOUR GLIZZY JUST GET ME TO A GAS STATION NIGGA
by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 06, 2023
Because you can just you can just do what I told you to in relationship to the problem THAT I OUTLINED EXPLICITLY AND NOT THE ONE YOU WANT TO HELP FUCKING "PEOPLE" WITH.
Hym "Why not ask for help? Because you don't actually give help. That isn't a thing I can get from you. All I'm currently getting is bloviating about what 'people' want and I am not fucking 'people' am I? So no. I'm not going to grovel at your feet. You and your entire profession are the worst conceivable people because at least you're kind of allowed to kill the murderers and rapists. And don't say this is 'manipulation' because I don't actually care what you do in response to this. I'm just going to find a kid to kill and kill myself. None of this matters."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2024
An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.
"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."
by IHateBims1237 November 24, 2023
by gokillyaselfss November 23, 2023
This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.
SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME
SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME
by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023
greatest cover of all times. performed by cole preston from wallows. it belongs to rochi aka zukosnight
During group sex, when one male participant's penis slips loose during penetration, and they can't easily re-insert themselves. This is when another individual male, female and even non-sexual participants provides assistance in the form of grabbing the penis, repositioning and then re-inserting it back into the orifice it had slipped free of.
During the DP, the guy penetrating the woman's vagina from underneath slipped out. The Director didn't want to cut, so he gave a Helping Hand by putting the penis back into the vagina. They did not cut that part out, so it made it into the final cut.
Did you see the guy slip out of the girl and then the other guy helped him back in? That was kind of hot.
Did you see the guy slip out of the girl and then the other guy helped him back in? That was kind of hot.
by Yamitora1 May 21, 2024