helmet

as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".

My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.

by crankyramone September 24, 2008

HELMET

Any Adult MALE HUMAN BEING.

"This bar is full of helmets."

by JENNI-POO April 14, 2005

helmet

um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)

ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."

by Danielle June 10, 2004

Crash Helmet Hottie

That hot little retarded girl that you see on the transit bus.
The one that looks like a retarded Barbie.

Hey Frank! I saw this amazing looking retard girl on the bus the other day....a total crash helmet hottie she was!

by jeffkinkaid March 17, 2010

Corn On the Helmet

When engaging in anal sex, and the man pulls out his penis, discovering a piece of Corn on the tip of his dick(leftovers from her last's nights dinner) .

"This year, My New Years resolution is to give up corn. Even though my husband enjoys finding it, I still blush when he pulls his penis out of my ass and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet."

by Bombbomb & Cheez December 3, 2007

helmet

when one gives oral sex to a male who is circumsized.

that girl can give good helmet!

by frank valente October 22, 2006

helmet

"helmet" is a phrase used when visually appreciating a perticualry beautifull woman,normally of and all round great appearance.

"cor blimey look at the helmet over there,john me old mucker!"

by Trickygeezer August 6, 2006