as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".
My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.
by crankyramone September 24, 2008
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ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."
by Danielle June 10, 2004
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The one that looks like a retarded Barbie.
The one that looks like a retarded Barbie.
Hey Frank! I saw this amazing looking retard girl on the bus the other day....a total crash helmet hottie she was!
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"This year, My New Years resolution is to give up corn. Even though my husband enjoys finding it, I still blush when he pulls his penis out of my ass and discovers an undigested piece of corn on the helmet."
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Get the helmet mug."helmet" is a phrase used when visually appreciating a perticualry beautifull woman,normally of and all round great appearance.
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