hammed

the first level of getting drunk, hammed equates to being tipsy.

After 3 shots Brian began to feel a little hammed.

by B. Smith October 15, 2006

HAM

acronym for hot ass mess. for use when hot mess just won't suffice.

Marissa had her hair in a messy bun on top of her head, was rocking fuzzy socks and sandals with her baggy sweats and rollin up into school in an old beat up '89 honda... HAM.

by WALRANO May 10, 2011

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights

Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)

by The Col. November 27, 2004

Ham ankles

Someone who just reeks. Usually someone who smells just like a dirty gym sock after working out for three hours straight.

Damn. Do you smell those ham ankles?

by Biotchofks February 21, 2017

Season the Ham

V. Masturbation, especially where it applies to females. For women of color, use Roast Beef in place of "Ham"

Etymology - Derived from the vigorous rubbing (seasoning) of the "ham curtains".

Go season the ham.

by wfgqwf March 1, 2011

Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal

Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....

by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019