HAM

acronym for hot ass mess. for use when hot mess just won't suffice.
Marissa had her hair in a messy bun on top of her head, was rocking fuzzy socks and sandals with her baggy sweats and rollin up into school in an old beat up '89 honda... HAM.
by WALRANO April 20, 2011
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hammed

the first level of getting drunk, hammed equates to being tipsy.
After 3 shots Brian began to feel a little hammed.
by B. Smith October 15, 2006
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Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights
Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)
by The Col. November 28, 2004
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lady ham

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!
by Screamapillar June 23, 2003
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Sam the Ham

The winner of all and the fastest pig in the world
by Mistysocks August 26, 2022
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ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 19, 2021
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ham walls

A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy

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That bitch got the ham walls, be havin a nigga weak
by shna2shrp February 15, 2016
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