Jammy Hammer

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.

Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!

by krispturtle September 30, 2018

hammer myself

1. When you're about to participate in the act of an extremely good tugging

2. What you tell someone when you're about to participate in wild masterbation / annialating yourself sexually

Guys, I'd love to stay and chat, but I'm going to hop on xnxx and throw on an orgasm compilation and just absolutely hammer myself.

I'm so horny for a ravaging I'm going to turn on bukkake porn and hammer myself until I splooge right into the carpet.

by TwonnyTrash January 20, 2016

Greasy Hammer

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia

Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.

by Johnny IV April 21, 2020

Pat the Hammer

Very wise

Pat the Hammer knows all.

by 101sarcasm February 4, 2021

creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other

My girl wanted a creamy hammer

by nibba boy November 17, 2017

Hammer-hawking

Continually staring at the male crotchial region and genitals, as if to long for.

I know she's DTF, that bitch has been hammer-hawking me since she got here.

by Pseudofuckthafed January 26, 2019

Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off

Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.

by Burnicus January 17, 2020