hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014

bung hammer

A tool used to pound the wood barrel plug closure, commonly known as a 'Bung,' into place.

The barrel was filled then the bung hammer was used to beat the plug into the bunghole.

by themagichat September 3, 2019

Boof hammer

The act of absolutely boonking one of your comrades

Bro he just got Boof hammered

by Boof yammer August 29, 2019

hammer pump

Masturbation or causing male ejaculation by hand

No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.

by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006

Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off

Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.

by Burnicus January 17, 2020

pelican hammer

sophia i told you it meant nothing.

“say pelican hammer”
“what- no”

by Avery000 April 27, 2021

nanner hammer

A douche canoe who can't spell and loves spreadsheets

Man that nanner hammer can't fucking spell

by embieria April 15, 2014