HAM

Hot Ass Mess

"Can someone please help out that HAM over there?'

by galmbitch May 18, 2010

HAM

acronym for hot ass mess. for use when hot mess just won't suffice.

Marissa had her hair in a messy bun on top of her head, was rocking fuzzy socks and sandals with her baggy sweats and rollin up into school in an old beat up '89 honda... HAM.

by WALRANO May 10, 2011

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights

Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)

by The Col. November 27, 2004

zach ham

Is a fucking faggot

Man i dont want to be a zach ham

by John16349 December 6, 2016

Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman

Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!

by Burbergirl March 4, 2016

Ham Hamma

Has no particular meaning. Can be substituted for just about any noun.

1- I usually cough up ham hamma when my tummy is sore.
2- Cuddle my baby with ham hamma.
3- Instead of putting Daddy in a casket, we opted to put him in ham hamma.
4- Abigail was put into a ham hamma induced coma after she drank too much ethanol.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020