slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

ham dagger

term for a man's unit. also known as a pork sword.

danny c stabbed some trick ass ho with his ham dagger.

by d frank November 18, 2006

Spanky Ham

The coolest charchter on Drawn Together can be seen on comedy central at 10:30 PM wed nights

Spanky Ham is a very peverted pig on Drawn Together voiced by Adam Carola (sp?)

by The Col. November 28, 2004

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003

Sam the Ham

The winner of all and the fastest pig in the world

RUN SAM THE HAM RUN

by Mistysocks August 26, 2022

ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.

Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.

by Removed Sandwich Crust May 19, 2021

ham walls

A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy

Ham walletroast beef curtainssquirterpink taco

That bitch got the ham walls, be havin a nigga weak

by shna2shrp February 15, 2016