grenade

What Bruno Mars would catch for you.

You: WHAT ARE YOU ASKING FOR, BRUNO?!

Bruno: To give me all your love is all I ever asked... cause what you don't understand is I'd catch a grenade for you!!!

by sad88 September 8, 2011

Grenade

A grenade is what the fat ugly bitch that is with a group of fine ass women is called. If she gets upset then it "blows up" the time for the rest of the girls in the group or the guys trying to get with them.

Dude go lay on that Grenade for us she is about to get pissy and its gonna fuck it up for all of us!

by Greatest EVR August 18, 2010

Cock Grenade

A Cock or Penis that is so massive it destroys every vagina in which it comes in contact with.

Andrew your dad's Cock Grenade blow-up your mom's vag so bad she had to have surgery.

by Leroy McLavine February 28, 2011

Grenades

Describes something that is the best and/or kicks some serious ass.
Replacing the dead phrase Da Bomb.

Scoot:That girls ass is sooooo grenades!

Brian: Yea, I would love to pee in her butt

by Eric D. March 16, 2005

borderline grenade

A girl/guy who is close to being a grenade but not completely. Also not a land mine either.

How can I put it? I like this guy but he is a borderline grenade.

by vicman1234 January 12, 2011

crimson grenade

When two high school girls are in a fight, and one pulls out her tampon and flings it like a grenade at the other.

"Hey Mark, you hear about that fight earlier?"

"Yeah man, I heard Suzy used the ol' Crimson Grenade on that bitch"

by Rk1859 July 29, 2015

Golden Grenade

1. A sexual reference for when you fuck a girl, cum, or don't, keep fucking- until the point at which you urinate inside of the condom. The condom then explodes inside of her and you pray to God she is too traumatized to tell anyone otherwise your life is over with.

2. Pissing in a water balloon and hitting someone with it.

I was so piss drunk I let a golden grenade go off while I was fucking Megan in my car last night. I had to block her number after that.

Alright boys, we got 150 water balloons, but that might not do it, so I got a whole barrel of golden grenades ready in case you need back up.

by bzamarron12 May 9, 2017