Anal Ghost Pedophile

An extremely enraged zombie from the undead who sneaks up on young children and rapes them up the cornhole.

The anal ghost pedophile can be found in the southern areas of texas or jesusland.

Susy: "Why Can't johnny come out today?

Timmy: "He's recovering from the Anal Ghost Pedophile attack."

by albert johnston November 29, 2010

Ghosting

While at work,
The act of doing nothing and being hard to find.
Also said as: to ghost, ghost, go ghost

Tom: What are you working on this afternoon Jerry?
Jerry: Nothing, I'm gonna go ghost in the boneyard till 430.

or...

Butch: Tom, have you seen Jerry?
Tom: Yeah, he's ghosting in the boneyard

by Geremy April 12, 2008

ghost of pussy past

Memories that enter your head of past GF's when you are tired of banging your current one.

I'm really sick of this bitch and I keep getting haunted by the ghost of pussy past.

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

Jukebox the Ghost

A three-piece pop/rock band from the D.C. area. The members are Ben Thornewill (vocals & piano), Tommy Siegel (vocals & guitar) and Jesse Kristin (drums). They tour a lot and are generally awesome.

Friend: That song "Schizophrenia" is really cool.
Me: That's because it's Jukebox the Ghost.

by Aliana D. January 10, 2011

Facebook Ghosting

The act of reading through Facebook... but not actually commenting/posting/liking, thereby not leaving any trace of being there.

#1; Aric's never on Facebook anymore!
#2; Na man, he's always on! He just loves Facebook Ghosting.

by jessiemh August 9, 2010

Firehouse Ghost

When you put a sheet over your head and body with a glory hole cut in the penis area with junk out walk up to the head of a mates bunk making ghostly sounds. Can easily be adapted into a "gay firehouse ghost" by cutting two eyeholes into the sheet.

"Damb I was getting ready to sac out on a tower shift last night and the firehouse ghost got at me real close, had to fight him off with a bic lighter again"...

by Grock607 November 21, 2017

ghost car

An unmarked police car, easily recognizable by it's inconspicuousness.

Hey, look at that ghost car, it's got like 80 antennas on it.

by Mezziah January 10, 2007