front page website

A website where the majority of content is found on the front page.
The sites usually have lots of links to other websites.

Enviromation.net is a front page website. You get all the information you need from the home page.

by BessieBoop October 20, 2013

front row slut

a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.

go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick

by mindmymollydolly November 11, 2015

Front row fattys

The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.

FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys

by flax64 February 4, 2010

Civilian Defense Front

The best faction in After the Flash: Mirage, when comparing it to your other two options (irrelevant yankees or the asspulled libertarians). The Civilian Defense Front is a 'communitarian' based group, in which scrap towns across post-Flash North America work together within their communities to share resources. The goal is actively to stand by the people, for the people, utilizing a civilian-based Militia to enact said goal.

Level 217: 'I heard the Civilian Defense Front lost the siege of Cliffguard.'
Level 503: 'Not surprising when you're up against 3 LPMs, 4 Mark II SEAL suits, a pre-emptively placed IED on your mortar position, and 'everybody is asleep' on the night of the raid.'

:m 'You were .50'ed in the head.'

by OOC Sniper May 27, 2021

front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

front seat fracas

Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.

She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

elephant trunk front

its simple .. camel toe. ... for dudes :D

dude those pants are way tight on you .. you got some serious elephant trunk front goin on.

by th3 ribbler November 17, 2017