front door dance

When you really need to pee when opening the front door

I really needed to pee coming home now I'm doing the front door dance

by Upstairsdragon December 29, 2013

front seat fracas

Self-contained road rage - the fight a couple has while driving, neither looking at the other, on a trip one of them really did not want to take.

She demanded to turn around and go home. He was determined to get to the guns and ammo exposition. It could only end in a massive front seat fracas.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020

elephant trunk front

its simple .. camel toe. ... for dudes :D

dude those pants are way tight on you .. you got some serious elephant trunk front goin on.

by th3 ribbler November 17, 2017

this whore in front of me

Some random stank who sucks dick on the low. Or a daily basis, you choose.

Eww, she's such a stank! Who is this whore in front of me !!

by Kikzehs July 10, 2016

Civilian Defense Front

The best faction in After the Flash: Mirage, when comparing it to your other two options (irrelevant yankees or the asspulled libertarians). The Civilian Defense Front is a 'communitarian' based group, in which scrap towns across post-Flash North America work together within their communities to share resources. The goal is actively to stand by the people, for the people, utilizing a civilian-based Militia to enact said goal.

Level 217: 'I heard the Civilian Defense Front lost the siege of Cliffguard.'
Level 503: 'Not surprising when you're up against 3 LPMs, 4 Mark II SEAL suits, a pre-emptively placed IED on your mortar position, and 'everybody is asleep' on the night of the raid.'

:m 'You were .50'ed in the head.'

by OOC Sniper May 27, 2021

Front Row Oreo

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.

That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.

by MyPseudonym12 February 25, 2011

Front Pocket Guilt

Direct Guilt. Saying something to make someone else feel bad, but not disguising the guilt in any way. Directly giving them the guilt instead of hinting at it. Usually to gain something desired, such as food or money, etc.

Son/Daughter: "Mom! I so hungry. You haven't fed me all day! Make me something!"
Mom: "Make it yourself, Front Pocket Guilt doesn't work on me."

by Morokai April 19, 2014