guy friend

A guy that listens to his girl friend any time she needs an ear, no matter how bad it breaks his heart that she's crying over another guy when he knows she would be completely happy with him at whatever cost on his part. He's always there when no one else is, just to watch her go find another jerk to stomp on her self-esteem. But, nonetheless, he stays and waits to be the shoulder she cries on. Every girl claims she wants this kind of guy yet most go and find some kind of manwhore to make them cry. But eventually, at one point in time, they see it. They secretly fall for this guy, their best friend. But he may have already given up. Or they may think,"He's just being nice... He's like that to everyone." or,"I don't want to let out how I feel about him because then it could ruin our friendship."

It seems that everyone else can see whats going on, but not the two people actually involved.

You see, that friendship doesnt work. They end up liking each other, just maybe not at the same time. This kind of relationship kills people.

Guys and girls can never be "friends".

Basically any guy friend and girl friend relationship you've ever seen.

by Gir loves muffins September 17, 2006

imaginary friend

a living person who you talk to constantly but never see them.

i wish i could see my imaginary friend

by humhumhumhum July 27, 2010

fake friend

someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.

You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.

by BobTheTHird November 25, 2009

Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017

new friend crush

N. The instance when you make a new friend that you want to hang out with ALL the time, only to get sick of them a few weeks later.

Girl 1-"Hey I gotta go, I have to hang out with Sydney"

Girl 2-"What happened to Trudy? I thought you guys were BFF..."

Girl 1-"Oh that was just a new friend crush, its all about Sydney now."

by Carrie Duway November 12, 2007

HelloGoodbye Friend

Friends you never talk to albeit saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" while passing in the halls. These friends are usually people that you have classes with, people you've done a group project with, lab partners, etc.

"Sara is your friend right?"
"Nah, we did a project together last year; she's a HelloGoodbye Friend."

by Saxazax April 23, 2009

friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.

Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.

by Medford Man December 24, 2009