five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

Bill Gates' minute

When you are installing an update or a new program, the progress bar says "one minute left" and you sit in front of the screen for five or ten waiting for it to finish....

Hey George, you leavin' or not?
I can't. This POS showed me a minute left in the bar five minutes ago...
It is a Bill Gates' minute!

by Bahamian01 September 2, 2012

5 more minutes

A person usually says this when they were sleeping and got woken up by an alarm or person. They usually don't come after 5 minutes.

"Wake up, (tired person), it's time to go to school." said (person). "5 more minutes!" (tired person) said.

by Ana Rat June 18, 2022

five minute panties

Five minute panties are basically lingerie and/or lace style undies that are worn for five minutes or less before sexual intercourse.

Friend: So how did it go last night?
Me: It was amazing, other than him not noticing my five minute panties at all.

by Leopardqueen23 November 27, 2018

Last-Minute-Manda

Someone who is to leave everything to the last minute.

Guy1: Dude, have you handed your assignment in yet?
Guy2: Nah, I'm such a Last-Minute-Manda!

by acb10 April 22, 2014

Football Five Minutes

About an hour.

"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"

"Ya know like an hour?"

"Eh?"

by TheVondellian May 22, 2021

Haven't Talked In A Minute

To not speak to someone in a long time.

Word ! We haven't talked in a minute !

by Mz.Niquey August 15, 2011