Flexitis

Flexitis is a serious medical condition currently on the rise in North America. It pertains to cases of extreme flexing on your fellas even though the actually don't give half a shit. As of January 24th, 2017 the CDC had reported over 245 cases in 17 US States, and had voiced worries of the disease spreading out of country and possibly overseas.
(NOTE: This disease can only be diagnosed with someone holding a certified nigga pass)

Fella with flexitis: Yeah I got another 150 on deck its crazy
You: I'm sorry sir, but I may just have to diagnosis you with terminal flexitis

by wallabyfromjapasstv January 25, 2018

Flendextor

A demon that loves rutabagas and rules over nine realms. He carries a thorn whip and a battle axe. His skin is red and he has massive wings and horns.

He owns a shitty geek app to sell his shitty shit.

"O SHIT, IT'S FLENDEXTOR"

"HELLO MORAL, IT IS ME, FLENDEXTOR, RULER OF NINE REALMS and SOON TO BE 10."

"THE WORLD IS FUCKED."

by Follower of Flendextor June 16, 2018

Fleet skatepark

A skatepark in fleet .the best rider there is Mohamed

Kai turner is really bad and like falls over alot

Come fleet skatepark

by Paul Kapszul July 17, 2019

Flem Vlogs

Flem Vlogs are one of the greatest vlog series on youtube posted by Digital Jacob. Follow Flem Man and the Flemengers on their hunt to stop Dick Manly and his army of Vapists. The events take place in Dracut High were Flem Man learns to tie his shoes. As of 12/7/19 there has been 3 seasons and 42 episodes which ended on a cliff hanger of our great hero, Flem Man, in danger! Watch to find out more!

Did you see the latest Flem Vlogs?
No, I'am waiting for season 4!

by Its Towel December 7, 2019

Fleanis

The penis of any mammal when occupied by a flea.

Paco, my toothless chihuahua, currently has a fleanis...

by Crassmaestro December 23, 2019

fleecement

Fleecement is when you decide to go out in chelmsford for one drink in the Golden Fleece pub but then end out in the night club Bassment till 4 o’clock in the morning

No I can’t go fleecement again I’m still getting over last weekend’s hangover

by Thegirlwiththebass December 29, 2019

Flex Piece

An item meant to be flaunted to indicate wealth and power

"Yo, check out my hand-altered magic card!"
"You can show off that flex piece at game night!"

by RudeGingerBastard January 8, 2020