Mouldy Flaps

Description of a female who hasn't had a shower in over two days.

"Damm girl you better have a shower you got the mouldy flaps"

by Wanganuts July 20, 2021

Storm flap

A storm flap is a piece of fabric or other material that is attached to the front of a coat or jacket to cover and protect the main zipper or other fastening. Storm flaps are often found on raincoats and other outerwear, and are designed to help keep water out and keep the wearer warm and dry. They are typically positioned vertically along the front of the coat, and are often secured with buttons, snaps, or other fasteners. Storm flaps can also be found on the back of some coats and jackets, and are used to provide additional protection against wind and rain.

"I was really glad I had a storm flap on my raincoat when I got caught in the downpour on the way to the store. Without it, I might have ended up looking like a drowned rat, which wouldn't have been a great look for my Zoom meeting later. Instead, I arrived at the store looking stylish and ready to grab my groceries in style."

by AsIWalkThroughTheValley December 21, 2022

stingray flaps

When a female jumps off a bridge and spreads her legs apart whilst naked causing her vagina flaps to flap everywhere whilst falling

Last one to jump off the bridge has to do a stingray flaps

by Dequaris March 29, 2018

Flaps and panels

The layers of tissue contained within the vagina. This includes the labia, both inner and outer, clitoris, and the ducts that lubricate when sexual arousal begins.

How some gay men may describe a vagina.

"Eew, I hate the idea of those flaps and panels"

"I would never put my dick in so many... flaps and.... panels!"

"women, with all your flaps and panels"

by real mackoy February 18, 2010

flap flakes

Dandruff of the vagina.

Yeah bro I thought it was snowing when I went down on her. Turns out it was just flap flakes.

by Plsbnice69 June 21, 2020

yawn flaps

Momentary loss of hearing accompanied by a slight loss of pressure when yawning, causing the sufferer to become temporarily deafened to comments from others.

"What was that Gerald, I didn't quite hear that I had my yawn flaps on"

"Hes being a right dick today, I'll tell him when he's got his yawn flaps on"

by Crystalfairy July 10, 2017

Flap Dungeon

A morbidly obese woman's vagina.

Close your legs Bethany everyone can see your flap dungeon!

by PseudoWrestler November 7, 2018