Fenceposting

A game of self-control which involves the slow consumption of wine and frozen grapes. The object of the game is to remain as sober as possible for as long as possible while creating new and unique ways of placing the grape inside your mouth.

"We implemented a game of fenceposting and Bill choked on his last grape."

"To fencepost is to preserve the art of quiet victory."

by Trollzella August 24, 2011

Jump the Fence

When a man pulls his genitals over his boxers and pants in order to urinate. (as opposed to leaving the top button done and unzipping the fly)

Most commonly done with button fly pants.

"Dude, I forgot I was wearing these new button fly pants- I needed to jump the fence once I got infront of the urinal"

by vishnook December 19, 2012

fangerous

adj.funny yet dangerous.

That mule ride in the Grand Canyon was fangerous!

by Jeff November 4, 2003

Fegger

a fegger is a dick it is a dangly piece af male tissue which if rubbed goes erect :-)

ah yes a fegger

by matt December 9, 2003

sam fender

a massive dickhead who is annoyingly talented at writing tunes. he scams his fans.

did you hear sam fender’s new song?

yes, it’s called all is on my side and

by pizzlesofmrwick January 2, 2020

fenger

when a girl or guy sticks his or her finger(s) up a girl. Or when a girl uses her fingers to "rub" her genitals for sexual pleasure.

God, i feel so horny, i need some sex, but i'm single, no one to fuck. hmm I'll just FENGER myself... uhh uhh uhhh...

by SallySouthworth March 25, 2007

fenger

tods bf. forfys friend. a member of gordon rams me. larry lover. cumwagon entuthiast

fenger is 🧛 ♀️😖

by forfinator December 20, 2022