your species feces

The ultimate response to your mom gay. It tops all other comebacks such as "your dad lesbian" or "your family tree LGBT".

Someone: Your mum gay
Other person : Your sister a mister
Someone: Your family tree LGBT
Other person: Your species feces

*Surrounding area is engulfed into the darkness of the void*

by Toxxixx May 19, 2018

Three Ring Fecal Festival

One penis, three buttholes, no condoms.

A sexual act involving one man having anal sex with three partners without a condom. The man switches intermittently between partners, and all three must be penetrated for the act to be successful.

Yo, did you hear? O-Ring Hatch had a three ring fecal festival with Lindsey, Chuck, and John. That old dude is nasty af!

by R0b.Raf September 29, 2018

Toss the Fece

A catchphrase coined by the boys when one wants fecal matter tossed to them, usually for comedic purposes.

AYYYOOO CAN YOU TOSS THE FECEEEEE??!!

Yo when you’re done in there can you give the Fece a toss Dan??

Yo give the Fece a tosssss

by Chevy Cruz October 31, 2022

fecus

Short for fecal matter. More fun to say than feces.
(FEE-kus)

"There was fecus all over my straw after that nice glass of butt milk."

by Bat-Yam bat Teruma January 30, 2008

feckbook

Used while explaining that facebook is a load of old crap.

I'm not on feckbook it's full of feckers.

by Dingodrum December 16, 2007

feck

Vernacular expletive used as part of common expressions in surprisingly pleasing siuations by Irish Chaplains.

- Would ye loike sahm tea fathar - it's got cocaine in et. I mean... shugar.

- Feck me! Did ye say cocaine Missis Doyle?

by Al Who Knows December 25, 2004

Feckle

Adj/Noun: Feckle- When someone has a blemish, mole or freckle on their penis.

Oh, hey look at that John has a feckle!

by Mattoxic April 9, 2009