Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.
by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019
Get the Evan Travismug. A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.
by realgod22 January 16, 2018
Get the Evan Perhammug. A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.
by JRE617 April 29, 2021
Get the ricky evansmug. by blind_squirrel June 8, 2022
Get the Evan Kowalewskimug. Is a beautiful girl that is strong, well rounded, and special. If you see her you will remember her, she is one of the most beautiful people on the inside and out. She is athletic and strong, she is very outgoing and funny. She seems nice but she is not afraid to beat someones ass. People usually are attracted to her and she doesn't notice and is kind of oblivious to that fact. She is smart and independent and no one will get in her way.
by Girls Rule!!! December 3, 2017
Get the megan evansmug. 
A young camp boy who loves to play around when no ones looking. He is always relaxed in a slouch position. But if you happen to give him a push he will get fast.
by Fartboy720 January 30, 2017
Get the evan manningmug.