Ethan

A white boy who bleaches his hair. A boy who always has girlfriend even if it means 2 in a day. But he's cool in situations sometimes.

That guy just bleached his hair
Must be a Ethan

Ethan by 1234323djewfrycngxTU#TFGZ May 10, 2018

ethan

hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.

person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.

ethan by lol_I_suck June 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch

You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan

Ethan by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018

Ethan

HE'S A FLIPPING CREEP DON'T TALK TO HIM

YOUR SUCH AN ETHAN STAY AWAY FROM ME

Ethan by TheDeffinition June 15, 2018

Ethan

To not show up to any event that your friends invite you to even tho you said you would go.

Man he pulled an Ethan last week for Fred’s party and didn’t show up

Ethan by Foofooyoass June 24, 2018

Ethan

A guy who stays at home and smokes weed and plays guitar

Ethan is a pothead

Ethan by DICKFACE MAGEE September 30, 2018

Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly

Ethan by biggie doodle October 1, 2018